Dear Friend (A rap)

Dear friend,
I write to you cos I'm paranoid.
I'm scared that I'd die before I can change my life from being so void.
So there are few things I'd want you to do from my side if I die
In case you receive this after I die, sorry buddy I couldn't hug you "Goodbye"!!
I'm sorry dude, if I've ever done something to annoy you.
know you're a kind man and would forgive me, wont you?
Dont take your hatred for me, if you ever have it, on my wishlist.
You're the only one I can rely on, so here I go with the actual gist.
Take care of my parents man, they are growing old,
to support them in every way possible you need to be very bold.
Dont depend on my brother to do that, he's still just a kid.
In difficult situations, teach him to be placid.
Take him under your wing, he needs to be nurtured.
Teach him all the realities of life, he needs to be tutored.
Water the plants in my lawn everyday, mom's a little forgetful.
Attend to the lawn from time to time, so that it remains flowerful.
Pay the last coupla EMIs for the plasma and car, be sure to get it done.
Take the signed leaf from my chequebook, my acount no. is 4209211
You know my neighbour dont you, that meany needs to be taken into task,
take that pistol from my cupboard, you dont even need to ask,
dad or mom for the permission, cos they dont even know that I own one,
stick it up to the throat of that freakin son of a gun.
Tell him he'll be havin bullets for the next breakfast, if he tries to mess around.
Dont let him feel my absence, even though I'm not around.
Make my funeral grand man, call all our buddies for the occasion,
dont miss out on any of 'em, neither coloured nor caucasian.
Fill my coffin with red roses, make me lie on top of them.
Dress me in my best suit, slip on my finger my wedding ring with that red gem.
Engrave on my tomb stone "here lies he, who claimed he was the greatest one".
I know people will be sad cos I left without telling anyone.
Lastly, very important, tell her I loved her, you know 'bout whom I'm talkin.
Tell her I loved her when we were together, even after she ditched me.
and I would keep loving her even though now I'm RIP.